Unfrozen Caveman Blogger

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman.  I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists.  Your world frightens and confuses me!  Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever..  Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?"  I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these 2.0 concepts.  But there is one thing I do know - when a man like this chap tries to hold his first conference he deserves some slack, and, if not, he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.